The poetry of ice cream
22 May 2007 10 Comments
in Ben & Jerry's, Humor, Ice Cream
I noticed someone did a search for “cute ice cream rhymes” and found my blog. I thought I would try to not disappoint them the next search. You can even sing the rhyme to just about any tune written in the 80′s. Be sure to click on the cloning link.
Ben & Jerry, your the best
Make my butt so nice — I say in jest
Ben & Jerry’s flavors are so awesome
I’m glad they don’t have chocolate covered possum
Ben & Jerry are philanthropists
Against cloning cows and for Festivus
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TSM
May 22, 2007 @ 16:22:03
Offended by you? Hardly! It takes a LOT to offend me
Wonderful poem! I’m sure Ben & Jerry have read it and are quickly trying to reach you for their new promotional consultant. Because, really, we need to be encouraged to eat lots of ice cream. Totally.
Luisa
May 23, 2007 @ 05:00:31
Excellent! Now your site will come up when someone puts in a query re that most Seinfeldian of all holidays!
tobeme
May 23, 2007 @ 10:24:23
Ummm, maybe it’s time to cut back on the suger, ha.
Lucid
May 24, 2007 @ 03:10:54
That is really cute! It put a smile on my face. Thanks for the uplift, it’s always nice to have a lil giggle in the morning
Have a nice day!
Paul Martin
May 24, 2007 @ 09:00:55
Don’t know where you’re located butt if you have problem w/ B & J’s you’d have had it way worse in southeastern NH. We had so many unique family run ice cream shops and restaurants with good ice cream that it drove my mother and grandmother into true decandence. When I was a kid we’d actually stop sometimes at Weeks for say a hot fudge sundae and then hit Strafford Farms on the way home for mocha chip cones!
rjlight
May 24, 2007 @ 11:43:25
TSM – yep, they should hire me…:)
Luisa — wondered who would know Seinfeld and notice!:)
tobeme — you’re probably right!
Lucid — glad to give you an uplift! you have a great day too!
Paul Martin — wow, you had it bad! I can limit to just one time a day or less…need to cut back though…
Theresa
May 27, 2007 @ 07:33:54
I got the Thermomix and now I’m making my own ice cream – yum! Great rhyme – I won’t be making any chocolate covered possum either
Brent
May 27, 2007 @ 20:26:32
I like the song. How about a vintage drum machine beat and retro stuttery synths. And maybe some flowerpots for a hat. I’d listen to it.
rjlight
May 27, 2007 @ 22:01:32
theresa — i’ve never heard of the Thermomix — but I’m gonna have to check it out…mmmm
brent — yeah, you’re feeling, man.
douglaseggleton
Sep 09, 2011 @ 13:59:55
I wrote a poem myself!
The end of the week,
but now it’s the peak,
a tub of ice cream,
ben & jerrys supreme.
With a spoon in the right,
and a tub in the left,
what a great sight,
ben & jerrys; the best!
It’s on my blip! http://www.blipfoto.com/entry/1395108
Love your poem!