I avoid words describing produce written on my bottom. I might consider “Not Sagging” or “Still Hanging On” but “Juicy” on a bathing suit bottom – really? Yes, I know it’s a name brand, but keep it on the tag. Even when I was in my 20’s I wouldn’t have wanted “Juicy” on any of my parts. No, call me old-fashioned but I prefer to avoid any labels on my derriere that could be interpreted to be defining the condition of said arse.
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insightful (sometimes) commentary by rjlight10 Comments »
Mmmm… Ass juice.
I totally agree with you! If someone is READING my behind then he/she is looking way too long at it!
That poor girl needs to see a chiropractor.
I remember the first time I saw a jogging suit with the Juicy logo across the butt. My first response was “Ewwwww,” followed by my second, “No really, ewwwww.”
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When I saw that the first thing that came to mind was ……does she have a bowel problem?