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insightful (sometimes) commentary by rjlight

A quick psa about me

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I avoid words describing produce written on my bottom. I might consider “Not Sagging” or “Still Hanging On” but “Juicy” on a bathing suit bottom – really? Yes, I know it’s a name brand, but keep it on the tag. Even when I was in my 20’s I wouldn’t have wanted “Juicy” on any of my parts. No, call me old-fashioned but I prefer to avoid any labels on my derriere that could be interpreted to be defining the condition of said arse. 

10 Comments »

  chocolatechic wrote @

When I saw that the first thing that came to mind was ……does she have a bowel problem? :lol:

  Diesel wrote @

Mmmm… Ass juice.

  rjlight wrote @

chocolatechic — hmm, that’s appealing!

Diesel — freshly squeezed? ugh?

  tobeme wrote @

Funny!
Really dosen’t matter what it says, the whole purpose is to get someone to look at that part of your anatomy.

  rjlight wrote @

tobeme– exactly! I don’t think any male has forgotten to look when a girl’s in a bikini — or fully clothed for that matter! Do they really need to put direction signs?

  Jenna wrote @

I totally agree with you! If someone is READING my behind then he/she is looking way too long at it!

  Luisa wrote @

That poor girl needs to see a chiropractor.

  Kara wrote @

I remember the first time I saw a jogging suit with the Juicy logo across the butt. My first response was “Ewwwww,” followed by my second, “No really, ewwwww.”

  rjlight wrote @

Jenna–yes, although I do support literacy!

Luisa– twisted juicy back

Kara — I second the ewwwww and now I need to return my Juicy jogging suit (ha!)

[...] First brought to my attention by the ever-astute and hyphen-worthy R.J.Light, buttvertising is a fairly new channel of communication that appears to be spreading like a persistent skin-fungus. [...]


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