Join in–A Parent is a…

Referee: “Holding. Penalty. Bedroom. 5 minutes.”

Cheerleader: “Yes, you can go poo-poos in the potty! Yes you can!”

Biologist: “You can’t put a fish in your pocket because it will die without water.”

Doctor: “I thought that was from a marker–no, your finger shouldn’t be green.”

Activity Director: “Let’s play a new game! You hide and stay very quiet– whoever is gone the longest wins! “

Nutritionist: “Ice cream is not part of a healthy breakfast.”

Electrician: “I just replaced the batteries in the musical caterpillar!”

Aeronautical Engineer: “Where’s monkey?Out the window? No, honey stuffed animals don’t fly.”

Fashion Guru: “Two shirts are cool–not four–you need to take two of them off.”

 Meteorologist: “I know the sun is shining–but it’s cold outside–get your jacket on”

Counselor: “Your football is not ugly–who cares what he said”

Architect: “Wait, I almost have it–the Lego goes right here!”

Detective: “Who put the phone in the trash?”


Archaeologist: “Look what was in the couch–this Cheerio is clearly from the Early Middle Ages”

Please add more in the comments — I’m sure I missed some gems! 🙂


3 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. perkidawn
    Feb 02, 2007 @ 22:07:18

    Hairstylist: “You want that wing in the back to lay down, right?”

    Teacher: “Elemenopee are 4 letters, honey, not one.”

    Housekeeper: “Who put their socks on the picture frame, again?”

    Good one, I hope you get more responses! 🙂

  2. rjlight
    Feb 03, 2007 @ 08:04:56

    Hey, great! Keep them coming!

  3. Kelly Orwig-Boseley
    Feb 04, 2007 @ 11:46:50

    Cinderella: “I just got done cleaning the floor.”

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