The following is a compilation of all of the exciting blogs I have read over the years. Please enjoy.
Today, I got up in the morning. I walked over to the coffee maker and poured some coffee. Fido looked so cute next to the refrigerator. He made a messy. It was a mixture of brown and khaki. I cleaned it up. The phone rang. I answered it. I hope to take 356 pictures of fido today in his new hat and mitten set.
I had a s#$%ty day the &**( k phone rang and woke me up. Man, I hate *#$%y days like this. I should $%$# go back to #$##’n bed.
Today my hubby snuggly bought me a new can opener! He is so sweet! He is so sexy! Wow, I can’t wait till he gets home!
I am nursing my little tiger. Today it was a bit difficult. My boobs hurt so much. I almost called 911. Oh my little sweety boy had a poopy diaper. I recorded it in his baby book.
Today I am so *(((** pissed off. Some @#$$ idiot cut me off. I would like to just %$$# kill him. I also saw a hot babe. So hot — let me show you a picture of her…
I am looking forward to reading my e-commerce feeds. I have been away on a business trip and had 145,600 emails in my inbox.
Just look inside yourself and see if you can find that fuzzy place. The place where you and the moon connect.
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I was so wasted last night I couldn’t even walk to my car. So cool. I fell asleep at my work. I was so $%%# wasted. I’ll be hitting the liquor store hard after work. Yea, man.
Let me give you 40 reasons why I think the iMac is incredible.
My mom said I couldn’t be on the computer anymore. She is so lame.
I don’t remember the last time I’ve written, things have been so crazy. I had to go to school this week. I had like homework too. Algabra, can you like beleeeeeve it? I can’t be on the computer this week.
Britney Spears was last seen at Spago carrying her new Jimmy Choo bag. She was with her new bff and wearing a red wig.
Noth’n like a good woman next to ya when ya driving ya monster truck.
Tonight for dinner we will delight all with a lovely Lamb Chop Salad served with Kumquat Turkey Liver Stuffing. Please don’t get overwhelmed with all of the ingredients it will only take you 4 hours in the kitchen!
Feel free to add some more!