To all the diverse blogs out there

The following is a compilation of all of the exciting blogs I have read over the years. Please enjoy.

Today, I got up in the morning. I walked over to the coffee maker and poured some coffee. Fido looked so cute next to the refrigerator. He made a messy. It was a mixture of brown and khaki. I cleaned it up. The phone rang. I answered it. I hope to take 356 pictures of fido today in his new hat and mitten set.

I had a s#$%ty day the &**( k phone rang and woke me up. Man, I hate *#$%y days like this. I should $%$# go back to #$##’n bed.

Today my hubby snuggly bought me a new can opener! He is so sweet! He is so sexy! Wow, I can’t wait till he gets home!

I am nursing my little tiger. Today it was a bit difficult. My boobs hurt so much. I almost called 911. Oh my little sweety boy had a poopy diaper. I recorded it in his baby book.

Today I am so *(((** pissed off. Some @#$$ idiot cut me off. I would like to just %$$# kill him. I also saw a hot babe. So hot — let me show you a picture of her…

I am looking forward to reading my e-commerce feeds. I have been away on a business trip and had 145,600 emails in my inbox.

Just look inside yourself and see if you can find that fuzzy place. The place where you and the moon connect.

you should try viagra, viagra is good and lots of click here

I was so wasted last night I couldn’t even walk to my car. So cool. I fell asleep at my work. I was so $%%# wasted. I’ll be hitting the liquor store hard after work. Yea, man.

Let me give you 40 reasons why I think the iMac is incredible.

My mom said I couldn’t be on the computer anymore. She is so lame.

I don’t remember the last time I’ve written, things have been so crazy. I had to go to school this week. I had like homework too. Algabra, can you like beleeeeeve it? I can’t be on the computer this week.

Britney Spears was last seen at Spago carrying her new Jimmy Choo bag. She was with her new bff and wearing a red wig.

Noth’n like a good woman next to ya when ya driving ya monster truck.

Tonight for dinner we will delight all with a lovely Lamb Chop Salad served with Kumquat Turkey Liver Stuffing. Please don’t get overwhelmed with all of the ingredients it will only take you 4 hours in the kitchen!

Feel free to add some more!  

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12 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. tobeme
    May 18, 2007 @ 13:19:33

    Funny, what people will write, even funnier what people will read, ha.

    Have a great weekend.

  2. Brent
    May 18, 2007 @ 15:29:52

    When I read this post, I get the distinct impression that someone is surfing radio stations in my brain.

    But then again, I am tired.

  3. TSM
    May 18, 2007 @ 15:32:47

    You forgot:

    ..kids in sports…no money…I hate not having money…rich people suck…I’m so fat…but hey, it could be worse, right? I could be breastfeeding!

  4. Theresa
    May 19, 2007 @ 02:21:15

    If someone’s writing it, there’s sure to be someone reading it. Why do you think all those reality shows are so successful?

  5. Luisa
    May 19, 2007 @ 04:08:34

    It’s great that blogs provide a creative/expressive outlet for so many millions. It’s greater that I can ignore 99.999% of them!

    Very funny, RJL! I’ll go delete my draft about Britney’s latest exploits now….;)

  6. Luisa
    May 19, 2007 @ 17:04:10

    Hey, WAIT a minute. Was that crack about the screwdriver in reference to Patrick buying me a Weed Dragon?

  7. rjlight
    May 19, 2007 @ 19:03:32

    tobeme — have a great weekend too!
    Brent — I don’t know what the people in your head are doing but make sure you feed them.
    TSM–rich people are just so full of money!
    Theresa –yeah, blogging is writing’s reality show!
    Luisa — okay, I’m sure you are always up on Britney. I mentioned a can-opener — not a screwdriver — and does a Weed Dragon spit out fire on the weeds? Do you get a Dragon costume to wear with it — you know like in the new year’s parades in China?

  8. rjlight
    May 19, 2007 @ 19:03:49

    You guys are great thanks for reading my random blogging!

  9. Diesel
    May 20, 2007 @ 09:18:44

    You should write a blog spam filter that filters out everything about cute children, cats and dogs, bitching about work, etc. Most of the blogosphere would disappear.

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  11. rjlight
    May 20, 2007 @ 19:40:50

    Diesel, then we would have only about 5,000 blogs out of the almost 2 million left!

  12. Luisa
    May 21, 2007 @ 03:41:22

    What? Aren’t a screwdriver and a can-opener the same thing?

    The Weed Dragon: words fail to describe its awesomeness in vanquishing dandelions, plantains, and other Noxious Weeds. I should get a costume….

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