A quick psa about me


I avoid words describing produce written on my bottom. I might consider “Not Sagging” or “Still Hanging On” but “Juicy” on a bathing suit bottom — really? Yes, I know it’s a name brand, but keep it on the tag. Even when I was in my 20’s I wouldn’t have wanted “Juicy” on any of my parts. No, call me old-fashioned but I prefer to avoid any labels on my derriere that could be interpreted to be defining the condition of said arse. 


11 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. chocolatechic
    Jul 09, 2007 @ 15:28:19

    When I saw that the first thing that came to mind was ……does she have a bowel problem? 😆

  2. Diesel
    Jul 09, 2007 @ 21:49:21

    Mmmm… Ass juice.

  3. rjlight
    Jul 10, 2007 @ 06:49:16

    chocolatechic — hmm, that’s appealing!

    Diesel — freshly squeezed? ugh?

  4. tobeme
    Jul 10, 2007 @ 11:41:44

    Really dosen’t matter what it says, the whole purpose is to get someone to look at that part of your anatomy.

  5. rjlight
    Jul 11, 2007 @ 05:52:53

    tobeme– exactly! I don’t think any male has forgotten to look when a girl’s in a bikini — or fully clothed for that matter! Do they really need to put direction signs?

  6. Jenna
    Jul 13, 2007 @ 15:58:57

    I totally agree with you! If someone is READING my behind then he/she is looking way too long at it!

  7. Luisa
    Jul 14, 2007 @ 03:31:16

    That poor girl needs to see a chiropractor.

  8. Kara
    Jul 15, 2007 @ 06:13:19

    I remember the first time I saw a jogging suit with the Juicy logo across the butt. My first response was “Ewwwww,” followed by my second, “No really, ewwwww.”

  9. rjlight
    Jul 15, 2007 @ 06:31:41

    Jenna–yes, although I do support literacy!

    Luisa– twisted juicy back

    Kara — I second the ewwwww and now I need to return my Juicy jogging suit (ha!)

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