I have added a new page — look up — yeah right there it says “Top of Amusement” — do you see it? This page has a short list of some of my favorite posts. They might even be funny. Once in awhile I put a string of words together and it causes emotion — most of the time it’s ambivalence but once in awhile it’s glee.
Next, if you are searching for more of my serious writing look to the right. No, not there, on the computer screen, do you see the “Broowaha” button? Yeah, that will link you to my more serious stuff — just in case you want a taste of my serious side — yes, I have one– it’s my backside I think.
And finally, do you see that cute button with the kitten on it? It’s also to the right — no, on the computer screen. That cute little button should be clicked on many times a day. You will receive prizes. Remember to pick door number 5! Okay, no prizes, but it will link you to some funny posts. I am on this list — just click on it and keep scrolling down, keep scrolling down until you see a-muse-ing. See it? See that pitiful score? Submit a complaint. This score is pitiful. So what if I’m not as funny as the rest. I’m not used to such low scores — isn’t that like an “F”? I don’t get those kind of grades. I was one of those strange nerdy kids that cried when she got an A- in High School. I cried all the time in college.
Okay, you can go back to work now. I’m sorry if this was confusing. So many directions– look up, to the right, click. I didn’t mean to make it so technical.