8 things NOT to buy your new gfriend for V-Day–PART 2 of 3

Part 2 of 3  

  1. Fuzzy dice –save that for an anniversary or something
  2. Grillz–too many styles to choose from
  3. Membership to Weight Watchers–hasta la vista
  4. Crest White Strips–can you be more subtle?
  5. Glamour Shots Gift Certificate–no, please no!
  6. Subscription to “Good Housekeeping”–what are you saying?
  7. “Beavis & Butt-head” DVD Collection–she’s probably got them memorized
  8. Sweater or sweatshirt with a heart on it–unless she’s over 60 or makes jams for the County Fair
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