Part 2 of 3
- Fuzzy dice –save that for an anniversary or something
- Grillz–too many styles to choose from
- Membership to Weight Watchers–hasta la vista
- Crest White Strips–can you be more subtle?
- Glamour Shots Gift Certificate–no, please no!
- Subscription to “Good Housekeeping”–what are you saying?
- “Beavis & Butt-head” DVD Collection–she’s probably got them memorized
- Sweater or sweatshirt with a heart on it–unless she’s over 60 or makes jams for the County Fair